Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Tuesday Evening Hardness

Moliere recommends:

AMERICAN PSYCHO
Directed by Mary Harron
(2000)

It's easy to create a sadistic psycho nutball but it is near impossible to make him or her likable at the same time. When reading the book years ago, I never imagined anyone being able to pull off Bret Easton Ellis' monster on-screen but then came the film that proved Christian Bale is one of the greatest actors alive. There are several disturbing scenes such as Bateman killing a homeless man and his dog and a weird rape/sick sex game aftermath that puts the zap on you because most of the violence is off-screen and left to disturb your imagination.  Although the disturbing film is not one of those I can watch in its entirety over and over again, director Harron and her star Bale created perfection.  However, there are several scenes that stand out and that can be enjoyed over and over again like Bateman and his colleagues one upping each other with their business cards and an amusing hatchet job synched to the Huey Lewis jam “Hip to Be Square.” The dance during the scene is the best.

Also – there is a hard supporting role by Dafoe.


Bale as Patrick Bateman





Not hard poster

What happened to Travis Bickle?

Hard Generalissimo

Hard Line of the Day

MAGNUM FORCE
(1973)
Directed by Ted Post

Hard Birthdays Today

John Cutter  


Johnny Ringo



Roy Sullivan

Tuesday Morning Hardness











Monday, July 30, 2012

HOT FUZZ Hardness

"Jog On!"

Dutch's HARD Monday Night Movie Rec

RED SCORPION (1988)
Starring Dolph Lundgren (way hard)
Directed by Joseph Zito

Even though there are some pacing issues and some silly shit that happens (Dolph's character gets trained by an African Bushmen), this is actually a pretty bad-ass 80s action flick.  Haven't seen many Dolph movies but this makes me want to seek out more.  It also has Brion James from Blade Runner, who's hard.  And any movie with a crazy, over-the-top gun is always fun to watch.  His character has a SUPER HARD name too : Lt. Nikolai Rachenko

Hard Gun
Hard Poster

Monday Afternoon Hardness

SAY IT!!!

November Hardness can't get here quick enough

SKYFALL


Can this cast get any harder?


"Smitty 9-Milly" Hardness

Had to include this one as well, for obvious reasons...

Hard Target, HARD Times...

Monday Morning Hardness












Sunday, July 29, 2012

Hard Sunday Stache


Hard Poster Tagline

Haven't seen this but the tagline makes me want to go and grab it today:
And everything in the poster is an ingredient for what must be full of extreme hardness; Castro, guns, cigars, dynamite in the cigar box as explosive cigars, an old hard guy holding the biggest hand gun I have ever seen, the list goes on...

Hard Shot

Sunday Morning Hardness