Sunday Hard 80's Action Cinema

Bennett, getting ready to let off some steam

THE ROAD WARRIOR

(1982)

Directed by George Miller

Scope

Australia

"This is Brazil" Saturday Hardness

Gotta love them internets:

Hard 80's Action Cinema - Insomnia Edition

Hard cop Stallone must do everything to stop a hard terrorist named Wulfgar played by Hard Roy Batty. With an ending that is hilariously hard because you know there were so many pumped up guys in the audience that when the surprise occurs, they were just clapping, yelling, on their feet, and dropping popcorn all over the fucking place.

 "My man, yeah, you get em' Rock-o!" - actual quote from S. Shottas Ward

NIGHTHAWKS (1981)

Directed by Bruce Malmuth and Gary Nelson

Co-starring Lando Calrissian, the Bionic Woman, and the bald chick from that first boring Star Trek (1979) movie.

 

Hard Shirt, it would be even harder if it was an Empire Strikes Back shirt

"I am looking for V-Ger" Stupid Star Trek movie

Lando in full Jason Patric Narc mode

NEXT OF KIN Friday Hardness

"You ain't seen bad, but it's coming"

Swayze's hard line in the movie.

NEXT OF KIN (1989)

with Bryan Mills, Bodhi, Chet, and Zoolander (believe it or not as a wanna be mobster) and his dad in the film is played by the one-armed man plus Animal Mother is a hitman. That's hard 1989 action.

Directed by John Raw Deal Irvin

Flat

USA

Versatile indeed, Mills plays a redneck and Bodhi's brother

Bodhi is so hard that his weapon is a crossbow and he drives an IROC-Z

Moliere's Movie Recommendation for this Weekend

LOOK OUT! CARMAGEDDON 2!!!

So lame. Who cares. Sounds like a hard B-movie where a dinosaur is loose in the city, eating everyone in its path starring A. Martinez, Beau Bridges, and Anne Heche.


This weekend's viewing recommendation of hardness is:

HARD CASSEL ACTION in

MESRINE (2008)

Directed by Jean-Francois Richet

Part 1: KILLER INSTINCT

Part 2: PUBLIC ENEMY #1

Scope

France

You'd be smiling hard too if you went home every night and found her waiting for you:

Grrrrr, Bellucci, very grrrr

Hard Thursday Night Tribute to The Comedian

 Jeffrey Dean Morgan as Edward Blake aka The Comedian

Hardness personified 

Hard Comedian dialogue samples:

What happened to the American Dream?" It came true! You're lookin' at it... 

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense. 

You could've turned the gun into steam, the bullets into mercury, the bottle into goddamned snowflakes but you didn't, did you? You really don't give a damn about human beings. You're driftin' out of touch, Doc. God help us all. 

WATCHMEN (2009)

Directed by Zack Snyder

Scope

USA